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Monkey Contraceptives

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'