Evolution Admirers T-Shirts

Pushing the Evolution Envelope.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

SHIRT AND SHOES REQUIRED, 'MORE evolution!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

I told you we were late!

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'