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"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I think we may be related!"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

I told you we were late!

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The Evolution Of Man.

"Are we there yet?"