Evolution Fanatic T-Shirts

"Now do you believe me?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

I told you we were late!

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'