Evolution Theory Fan T-Shirts

"It is not nepotism. He's only distantly related."

The evolution of jazz

Charles Darwin

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'The circle is complete!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'