Evolution Story Fan T-Shirts

An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.

'The circle is complete!'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Silence of the Chickens...

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

God's Phone

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Evolution

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

Heavenly meetings.

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"Now you've done it!"

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Is the fire included?'

Charles Darwin

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

Evolution

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."