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An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.

'The circle is complete!'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Homo Zapiens

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

God's Phone

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

Heavenly meetings.

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The Beginning of Nostalgia

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"Now you've done it!"

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

'Is the fire included?'

Charles Darwin

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"My heart is in my throat every time you do this!"

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