Animal Evolution Fan T-Shirts

How ostriches were created.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'The circle is complete!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Head over Hooves

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Wolf Karaoke

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Author's Bio-diversity.

I told you we were late!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.