Animal Evolution Fan T-Shirts

How ostriches were created.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'The circle is complete!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Head over Hooves

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Wolf Karaoke

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'