Human Evolution Fan T-Shirts

Evolution

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'The circle is complete!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Author's Bio-diversity.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'