Evolution Fanatic Pillows

"Now do you believe me?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'