Extinction Fanatic Pillows

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

65 Million Years Ago

Alien Assumption

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

Bio-obsolescence

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"It's fantastic, Professor, we've discovered a Thesarus!"

"Now do you believe me?"

The Last Mosquito

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

"I've half a mind to protest."

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'Voter turnout was low this year.' - Prehistoric Elections

the end is high...

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