Extinction Event Enthusiast Pillows

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

You heard earth's just entered its sixth great extinction event? Really? Vertebrate species are dying at a rate not seen since the dinosaurs dies off. This time it's thanks to us. But the good thing is, scientists think humans will die off pretty early in this mass extinction. How's that a good thing? We won't be around to hear the other animals say "I told you so."

How to survive the coming crash.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"What asteroid?"

New York Gondolier

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

The Future

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Bio-obsolescence

doom.com

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

The Last Mosquito

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."