Extinction Event Enthusiast T-Shirts

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Bio-obsolescence

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

doom.com

"What asteroid?"

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

The Future

New York Gondolier

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

The Last Mosquito

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'