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"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

The Evolution Of Man.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

How to survive the coming crash.

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

Bio-obsolescence

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'It looks like our time is up.'

The Last Mosquito

"Just you wait!"

'You're suposed to be extinct, dummy!'

"You B******s! How many dinosaurs did you murder to get all those bones?!? NO wonder they went extinct!"

Completing the Beast