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"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

The Evolution Of Man.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

Bio-obsolescence

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'It looks like our time is up.'

The Last Mosquito

"Just you wait!"

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

'You're suposed to be extinct, dummy!'

Completing the Beast

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'