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"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Shark food pyramid.

"No aliens"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Dark Clouds

Astronaut Selfie.

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

How to survive the coming crash.

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

"Another fly-over planet."

Coldsaurus

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

'I can hear the highway.'

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

CORONA BLACKDOWN

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