Extinction Event Observer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the extinction event observer? Our collection captures their fascination with Earth's dramatic history, offering humorous and thoughtful products that celebrate their interest in past extinction events and the wonder of geological history.

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"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?" mockup

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!" mockup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower." mockup

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

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"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!" mockup

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

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Shark food pyramid.

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"No aliens"

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The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard mockup

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

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Astronaut Selfie.

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"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite." mockup

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

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Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.' mockup

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

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"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?" mockup

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

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Dark Clouds

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"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation." mockup

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

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"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going." mockup

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

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"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped." mockup

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

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"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week." mockup

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

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'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.' mockup

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

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'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...' mockup

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

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It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in. mockup

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

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"Another fly-over planet."

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Coldsaurus

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"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you." mockup

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

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"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?" mockup

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

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"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know." mockup

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

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A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin mockup

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

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'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.' mockup

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

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'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!' mockup

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

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Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man! mockup

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

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'I can hear the highway.'

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“There’s a lot of neural activity focussed on whether or not her shirt will ride up and expose her tummy, which she feels self-conscious about.”

“There’s a lot of neural activity focussed on whether or not her shirt will ride up and expose her tummy, which she feels self-conscious about.” mockup

“There’s a lot of neural activity focussed on whether or not her shirt will ride up and expose her tummy, which she feels self-conscious about.”

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CORONA BLACKDOWN

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"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..." mockup

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

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Extinction Event Observer Gifts Collection

Extinction Event Observer Mugs

Explore our entire range of mugs designed for the extinction event enthusiast and make their mornings more planet-wise.

Extinction Event Observer Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to reflect their love for Earth's history and add a quirky touch to their home decor.

Extinction Event Observer Prints

Browse our print collection illustrating Earth's major extinction events—great for any history buff or geology lover.

Extinction Event Observer T-Shirts

Discover our fun collection of t-shirts for those captivated by Earth's past disasters and geological marvels.