Extinction Events Expert Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for an extinction events expert? Whether they're a paleontologist, geologist, or history enthusiast, our collection offers witty and insightful items celebrating Earth's dramatic history. These products are ideal for anyone fascinated by mass extinctions, dinosaurs, and Earth's ancient past. Surprise a science lover with a gift that reflects their passion for understanding life's biggest resets and the incredible stories our planet holds.

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"Spoiler alert, Clive, incoming 'extreme climate change event'."

"Spoiler alert, Clive, incoming 'extreme climate change event'." mockup

"Spoiler alert, Clive, incoming 'extreme climate change event'."

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"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?" mockup

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

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'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?' mockup

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

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'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.' mockup

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

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"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!" mockup

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

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'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!' mockup

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

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'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?' mockup

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

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"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location." mockup

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

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"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?" mockup

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

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"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite." mockup

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

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The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard mockup

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

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"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation." mockup

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

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"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment." mockup

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

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"What asteroid?"

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Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie. mockup

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

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Bio-obsolescence

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'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...' mockup

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

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"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming." mockup

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

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'It looks like our time is up.'

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The Last Mosquito

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'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.' mockup

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

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"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!" mockup

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

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Coldsaurus

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"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

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