Extinction-prepper Gifts

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

The last Passenger Pigeon

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

The End is Nigh

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Bio-obsolescence

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

'Any history of extinction in your family?'