Apocalypse Preppers Gifts

'It's a way to make money.'

"...I'm a bit scared!"

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'I knew I couldn't take it with me, but I forgot I needed enough to get there on.'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End is Nigh

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

I survived end of the world after party.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

'My backup special...'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

The final days of hair coloring