Doomsday Prepper Enthusiast Gifts

"It says here that the sun will 'explode in 10 billion years. . .'."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Apocalypse Research Center

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Zombie Problems

The End is Nigh

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Emergency Underpants

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

I survived end of the world after party.

The End is Nigh

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"The end of the world is nigh."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"OK, now here comes the lava."