Doomday Prepper Gifts

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End is Nigh

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Disasters

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

I survived end of the world after party.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.

"Somehow I feel safer now that we scored all the toilet paper."

Eviction Notice for Earth