Doomsday Prepper Fan Gifts

'The scary thing is he's our CFO.'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Apocalypse Research Center

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Zombie Problems

The End is Nigh

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Meet Thy Doom

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

When a nanosecond is forever.

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

I survived end of the world after party.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

"The end of the world is nigh."

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

The End is Nigh

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."