Extinction Expert Gifts

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

65 Million Years Ago

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Caliologist

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Bio-obsolescence

The Last Mosquito

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Just you wait!"

'You're suposed to be extinct, dummy!'