Extinction Enthusiast Gifts

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

The Last Mosquito

"And then to cap it all I get home to find a letter telling me that I'm EXTINCT."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

When mammoths started losing their hair.

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

Luck

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Going The Way Of The Dodo

'Dying is one thing, but dying out... It makes it so official...'

'Last days of the mammoths.'

Dinosaur

Bio-obsolescence

Why the mammoth died out. (Turned into wastepaper bins.)

Dodo with 'the end is nigh' placard.

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

I heard the world has entered the sixth great extinction. So what?! Well, I was just thinking maybe you should go on tv and share your wisdom. Tell us all how you survived the last great extinction. You've got nothing to worry about. 65 million years ago, an asteroid wiped out almost all the majestic life on earth ... but the apocalypse didn't bother with the tiny wimpy protomonkeys. So you'll be fine. Tell us how the mean-o-sauruses survived.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

65 Million Years Ago