Extinction Enthusiast Mugs

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

The Last Mosquito

"And then to cap it all I get home to find a letter telling me that I'm EXTINCT."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

When mammoths started losing their hair.

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

Luck

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Going The Way Of The Dodo

'Dying is one thing, but dying out... It makes it so official...'

'Last days of the mammoths.'

Dinosaur

Bio-obsolescence

Why the mammoth died out. (Turned into wastepaper bins.)

Dodo with 'the end is nigh' placard.

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

65 Million Years Ago

"I think we may be related!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'