Extinction Explorers Mugs

65 Million Years Ago

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

The Evolution Of Man.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

Bio-obsolescence

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

The Last Mosquito

"Just you wait!"