Eternity Explorers Mugs

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Chiller Theatre

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

65 Million Years Ago

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Pastorius wonders why.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Needs to get a life"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

The Evolution Of Man.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"Is this who I am?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"You've been served."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'