Eternal Explorers Mugs

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

High-gravity baseball

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Who's there?"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

Honeyhuman Suite

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

Selling to the devil.

'Location, location, location.'

"I always forget how nice it is to leave heaven."

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."