Eternity Explorer Mugs

Philosophical Doomsayers.

Selling to the devil.

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

'Eternity? Is that more than a decade?'

Big Bang Theory.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Ascent of Machine.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Chiller Theatre

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Needs to get a life"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"I'm learning to live with existence."