Eternal Engagement Explorer Mugs

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Chiller Theatre

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Needs to get a life"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Is this who I am?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"You've been served."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.