Existence Explorer Mugs

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

"I shop, therefore I am."

Where did I come from? Biology...Where am I coming from? Philosophy.

'It's just not your time. I' sending you back with answer to the top 10 frequently asked questions.'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Ascent of Machine.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Chiller Theatre

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Exit only.

"We evolved from asteroids"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

ZOO

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."