Existence Explorer Mugs

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

"I shop, therefore I am."

Where did I come from? Biology...Where am I coming from? Philosophy.

'It's just not your time. I' sending you back with answer to the top 10 frequently asked questions.'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Ascent of Machine.

Chiller Theatre

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Needs to get a life"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Pastorius wonders why.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

ZOO

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."