Extinction Enthusiasts Mugs

Asteroids are a hoax. I know, but could you just let it go without arguing this time?

Extra Woolly Mammoths

Jurassic period binge drinking

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Evolution Exam Results.

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

65 Million Years Ago

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

I told you we were late!

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"