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Jurassic period binge drinking

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

65 Million Years Ago

"I think we may be related!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"Time for bed, guys."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'