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"I don't get what all the fuss is about."

Why the Dinosaurs Disappeared...

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"What asteroid?"

Doomsday marketing

Bio-obsolescence

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

The Last Mosquito

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

Extinct dinosaur...

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

the end is high...

Mr Meier calendar

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Luck

'The volcano is in the shop.'

When mammoths started losing their hair.