Extinction Event Fan T-Shirts

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Dinosaur laughing at another being hit by small meteorite.

Welcome space dinosaurs

'Run this extinction order past legal.'

the end is high...

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

How to survive the coming crash.

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Bio-obsolescence

The Beginning of Nostalgia

"What asteroid?"

Evolution

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

The Last Mosquito

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'