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'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

'I'm afraid you don't have a long life-line.'

"I heard you were extinct!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

Tuesday, 2022

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

Pranking Zombies

End Of The World - Business Edition

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.