Extinction Aficionado Gifts

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

'I'm afraid you don't have a long life-line.'

"I heard you were extinct!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

Tuesday, 2022

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."