Extinction Fanatic Gifts

One of the last dinosaur conversations. Is it just me, or is that falling star you wished upon getting bigger?

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Alien Assumption

65 Million Years Ago

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Bio-obsolescence

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

How to survive the coming crash.

"Now do you believe me?"

"It's fantastic, Professor, we've discovered a Thesarus!"

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

The Last Mosquito

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

"I've half a mind to protest."

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'Voter turnout was low this year.' - Prehistoric Elections

the end is high...