Extinction Fans Gifts

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The circle is complete!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Monster Clown

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

Bio-obsolescence

Evolution

The Beginning of Nostalgia

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

The Last Mosquito

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Charles Darwin

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"