Extinction Event Comic Fan Gifts

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"What asteroid?"

Bio-obsolescence

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Ahoy!"

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

The Last Mosquito

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

Extinct dinosaur...

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

Moon Dog at earth.

Luck

the end is high...

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

When mammoths started losing their hair.