Extinction Event Comic Fan Gifts

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

"What asteroid?"

Bio-obsolescence

How to survive the coming crash.

"Ahoy!"

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

The Last Mosquito

Extinct dinosaur...

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

the end is high...

Moon Dog at earth.

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Luck