Extinction Event Buff Gifts

Still Can't Rule Out

"What asteroid?"

"Finally, the world is ours."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Apocalypse Research Center

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Geekasaurus.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"This just in. . . It's the END OF THE WORLD!"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."