Extinction Event Buff Prints

Still Can't Rule Out

"What asteroid?"

"Finally, the world is ours."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Apocalypse Research Center

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

Geekasaurus.

"This just in. . . It's the END OF THE WORLD!"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

How to survive the coming crash.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Worm humour

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"