Extinction Events Buff Gifts

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Apocalypse Research Center

Early accounting scandals.

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"This just in. . . It's the END OF THE WORLD!"

Geekasaurus.

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

"What asteroid?"

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

'It looks like our time is up.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"