Extinction Events Buff Gifts

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Apocalypse Research Center

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Early accounting scandals.

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"This just in. . . It's the END OF THE WORLD!"

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

Geekasaurus.

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

How to survive the coming crash.

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"What asteroid?"

'It looks like our time is up.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"