Extinction Events Gifts

'It looks like our time is up.'

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

"They say the Transformation Meteor is coming, but I told them "I'm a dinosaur. I don't do change" What's the worst that could happen?"

"Finally, the world is ours."

"Go out with you? Not even if a comet hitting the planet left you the last dinosaur on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

65 Million Years Ago

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"What asteroid?"

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

Bio-obsolescence

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

The Last Mosquito

"Just you wait!"

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

Coldsaurus

"I've half a mind to protest."

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...