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'It looks like our time is up.'

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

"They say the Transformation Meteor is coming, but I told them "I'm a dinosaur. I don't do change" What's the worst that could happen?"

"Finally, the world is ours."

"Go out with you? Not even if a comet hitting the planet left you the last dinosaur on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

65 Million Years Ago

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

Bio-obsolescence

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

How to survive the coming crash.

"What asteroid?"

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

The Last Mosquito

"Just you wait!"

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

Coldsaurus