Extinction Eccentric T-Shirts

It's from Hillary Clinton. We didn't floss regularly, so now we're going to be extinct.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Newt sale

65 Million Years Ago

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Imagine

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Who are These People?"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'It looks like our time is up.'

'To hell with the rules.'

"Just you wait!"

Man talking to a tree.

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."