Extinction Escapist Gifts

"I've half a mind to protest."

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Last Chance For Reality

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

Bio-obsolescence

The Last Mosquito

"Not again!"

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.