Self-isolation Escapist Gifts

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Man skis through Tree.

"I've half a mind to protest."

"I hate crowded parks!"

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"