Isolation Escapee Gifts

As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Yes, I'm alone."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Beware of dog"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Mind Island

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Your library book is overdue.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

"Somehow I feel safer now that we scored all the toilet paper."