Isolation Escapee Pillows

As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Beware of dog"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Mind Island

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Your library book is overdue.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Somehow I feel safer now that we scored all the toilet paper."

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.