Isolation Survivor Pillows

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Nonsense Poem

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Sheltering in place.

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

COVID Devotion

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Emergency Pants

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

Back To Nowhere Sale!

'He needs professional HELP!'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Covid-19 Caution

State of the Union

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'